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@touhouweed
"Bio?"
Ehhhhhh I don't really feel like writing a whole bio thing, I think my blog speaks for itself y'know?
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had a moment in outer wilds the other day where I was repairing my ship in space after an incident on the quantum moon involving transient rock formations, and I didnt realize brittle hollow was pulling me in before it was too late to get in my ship and fly to a safe distance
I paused the game and quit right before my character hit the ground on their side after falling from orbit lmfao
“Quest Updated: I Guess I’ll be Cumming Tonight” has me in stitches
Kill yourself? No no, noble warrior. I said "kill those elves!" Those bastards have had it coming for far too long. Here, take this axe.
AXE OF FROST added to your inventory.
Good luck out there.
QUEST STARTED: I Guess They Have It Coming
What!? Those brutish dwarves would have you slaughter us wholesale? They've got another thing coming. Thank you for speaking with us instead of choosing violence. Now...
BOW OF THORNS added to your inventory.
Go give them what they deserve.
QUEST UPDATE: I Guess They've Got Another Thing Coming
Psst, hey. You want the real source of the elven/dwarven conflict? I hear the goblins are orchestrating the whole thing. Here's their location... And a little someone extra.
Map updated.
DAGGER OF SHADOWS added to your inventory.
They'll never see you coming.
QUEST UPDATE: I Guess They'll Never See You Coming
Hey, warrior. You didn't think you could just waltz into the goblin chieftess' tent and not be noticed, did you? Especially when I know you were coming. Speaking of... Wanna fuck? You can think on it. I know you've got a lot on your mind.
GOBLIN CHIEFTESS PHONE NUMBER added to your inventory.
You'll be cumming all night, I promise.
QUEST UPDATE: I Guess I'll Be Cumming Tonight.
COMPLETE: I Guess I'll Be Cumming Tonight.
REWARDS: 220,000 GP, GOBLIN WIFE, ENCHANTED WEAPON (x3), 1,013 EXP
